Thursday, January 24, 2008

Separated at Birth

Who would you rather bludgeon to death -- the overextended white trash Vicki Gunvalson from "The Real Housewives of Orange County" or fashion "guru" Steven Cojocaru? (Or at least bitch-slap.) Mom, can't I pick two?????????????

UPDATE: for those thinking Chastity Bono, click here

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thoughtthe one on the right was Chastity Bono

Anonymous said...

Good thing you told me that was Steven, I thought it was Chastity Bono. I vote for killing ALL the "housewives". I can't stand watching them. If Vicki get's one more nose job like the one she has, someone is going to turn her into bacon and a pork loin.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, but Steven's actual twin is Chastity Bono.

(See photo at http://www.allamericanspeakers.com/speakers/Chastity-Bono/2748).

Anonymous said...

Cojacuru looks like Cher's daughter.

Lexx said...

Back to your post...

Steven is as-he-is because of the drugs required by two kidney transplant surgeries.

Vicki is transforming into 'drunk college girl' from SNL because she realizes the the reality show fame chuckwagon requires alot to stay rollin' and she'll have to go back to her life once it does.

Anonymous said...

My primary reason for watching Real Housewives (basic boredom, occasional lapses of taste, and cheap voyeurism notwithstanding) is savoring those magical moments when Vicki is forced to witness another extravagant example of Lauri being the beneficiary of George's deep-pocket generosity. Every time Vicki forces the phrase, "I'm really very happy for Lauri" through clinched teeth (while white-knuckling yet another cocktail) I laugh out loud. It's the embodiment of psychic pain.

Anonymous said...

definately cojo... way back in 2000, i was in LA on vacation with a friend, when we ran into cojo. he went on and on about me being a farmer, as i am from wisconsin. then he directed us to a really "hot" gay bar, and said he'd meet us there. it turned out to be a very scary leather bar, for a 22 year old farmer from WI!!! he ditched us, and probably got a laugh out of it! i almost puked when i saw him on TV for the first time!