The Grifters

A sexy young couple from Philadelphia -- the privileged children of well-to-do doctors -- face years in jail for allegedly pulling off an identity-theft scheme that allowed them to live like jet-setters. Edward K. Anderton, 25, a Penn graduate, and his 22-year-old girlfriend, Jocelyn Kirsch -- who have already become known as a 21st century version of Bonnie and Clyde -- lived the lifestyle of the rich and famous for the past year with first-class trips to Hawaii, the Caribbean, New York, Paris, London and Montreal. The prosecutors calls them "parasites," which is probably true. But I would like to go on the record saying that Edward can borrow my credit cards as long as he wants if he is willing to come by my apartment and model his square-cut swim trunks for me. (NYP)