Thursday, November 08, 2007

Whatever It Takes

If the Russians needed to poison their Davis Cup opponents to make tennis somewhat interesting then perhaps it's fitting that a sexy young Toronto Maple Leafs player needed to get himself into a gay pickle with photos of himself French-Canadian kissing another man and posing naked in front of his laptop computer (is that Manhunt on the screen back there, eh?) to spice up the National Hockey League. (Remember when there was no hockey for a year because of a contract dispute? I didn't think so.) Following the publication by a Canadian gossip blog of photos of 19-year-old Jiri Tlusty tonguing another man along with a Perez Hilton-esque suggestion that he was ready to come out of the closet, the frisky rookie wrote into the site saying he thought the post was "funny" and that even didn't even care: Zack Taylor: What did you think about our post? Jiri: It's funny... but I don't care! Zack Taylor: Why are were there pictures sent to us of you and another man licking each other's tongues? Jiri: Because was really good night after his birthday and we had really good time all our group from home town Zack Taylor: Are you gay or bisexual? Jiri: I am not gay or bi nothing Zack Taylor: What are your views on homosexual hockey players -- whether it be in the NHL or just in general? Jiri: I don't know nothing about the homosexual Zack Taylor: Anything you want to add about the Leafs? Jiri: No. Zack Taylor: Thanks for speaking to us. Sounds like my kind of birthday "celebration." Jiri may not know nothing about the homosexual, but we sure do. Feast your eyes on these and decide for yourself ...
  
If you wanna see exactly what kind of stick our little star is playing with or if he has a future in Bel Ami videos -- he is Czech, after all! -- click here.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

he is hot.

Anonymous said...

God bless the Internet.