Friday, October 05, 2007

Hook, Line and Sinker

Blogger JoeMyGod says gay hooker Mike Jones (who famously defrocked Rev. Ted Haggard not too long ago) told him that Idaho Senator Larry Craig was also a customer of his. Joe believes him -- and so do I. This revelation comes on the heals of news that Joey DiFatta, a Republican Louisiana city official, has dropped out of the race for state Senate as a newspaper prepared to report that he had twice been detained on suspicion of lewd conduct in mall restrooms. Which brings me to this question: Might it be easier and more time-efficient to start reporting only on the anti-gay Republicans who haven't gotten in line for a ride on the Fudgepacker Express?

3 comments:

James Greenlee said...

This GOP Sex Scandal stuff is just cracking me up. I am SO anxious for Larry Flynt to release those 30 names he says he has. And please--oh please--let some of them be "the usual suspects."

My hopes:

Sean Hannity
Karl Rove
Dick Cheney
George Bush
Karen Hughes
Rush Limbaugh

Anonymous said...

Where do I sign up for a ride on the Fudgepacker Express? I am first in line. DB

Sam said...

The always nellie and never married Lindsay Graham tops my list.