'Duke' It Out

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Sadly, I didn't have the good fortune to catch last night's probing ABC Family movie "The Dukes of Hazzard: The Beginning." (I guess I will go to my grave wondering, How did it all begin?) But just looking at some photos of the new Bo and Luke Duke really got me thinking. First of all, something is clearly amiss when the brunette Duke is hotter than the blond. Second, now that we've been introduced to eight different guys over the years, I began contemplating which Duke reigns supreme ...

First we have the Original Luke and Bo Duke, played by Tom Wopat and John Schneider.


A nasty contract dispute sent Bo and Luke packing for awhile, so in came The Replacement Dukes, cousins Coy (Byron Cherry) and Vance (Christopher Mayer).

Then came the Big-Screen Dukes, Johnny Knoxville and Seann William Scott.

And finally, the Early Years Dukes: Randy Wayne as young Bo and Jonathan Bennett as young Luke (oh, and some chick as Daisy).

So many Dukes, so little time. So which Hazzard County bad boy would you like to go parking in the General Lee with? My vote is revealed after the jump. --->