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Mr. and Mrs. Smith Two-Disc Collector's Edition DVD: The commercial says: "Now It Lasts Even Longer." I didn't think it was possible for this movie to be any longer. (Amazon)

Clicked Off: Does anyone else want to punch Adam Sandler as much as I do? (ET)

Hedge Fund Hippies: Mine kind of investment. (NYT)

Teen Buzz: Those crazy kids are taking their ingenuity to a new level by installing a ring tone with a high-frequency buzz that most adults can't hear so they can use their phones to text-message in classrooms, according to reports in England. Now if only they could figure out how to have cell-phone conversations that we can't hear. (7News)

Wires Got (La)Crossed? The second dancer at the Duke lacrosse team party told the police that any allegations by her co-stripper "were a crock," yet prosecutors ignored and omitted that statement when they got court permission in March to obtain photographs and DNA samples from team members. (CNN)

Beauty Stab: MSNBC asks the question "can fat be sexy?" I answer it: no. (MSNBC)

Like Father, Like Son: Mary Cheney's tell-nothing autobiography, for which she received a $1 million advance, is one of the biggest flops in publishing history, having sold fewer than 6,000 copies since its release. She did, however, win the Biggest Lesbian Forehead contest at Liquid Ladies night at Apex. (Advocate)

39 Candles: Thanks to everyone for their birthday wishes yesterday. Michael took me out for a nice lunch before I headed off to work in the evening. My friends and family showered me with cards, calls and presents and lots of love. It was a great day!