Anderson Cooper: Transparently Yours

CNN cutie Anderson Cooper discussed the pros and cons of his newfound fame last night on "The Daily Show," explaining to Jon Stewart that these days it's harder to be an observer when people "recognize you when you arrive," but sometimes that same visibility "means you get a big interview like Angelina Jolie calls you up -- or, I mean not me personally calls me, but calls my show up." Stewart jumped in, "No, no. Don't back it away, Angelina Jolie calls you up ... " to which Anderson completely outed himself by saying (eyes a-rollin'!) "If ONLY she called me!" (You could practically hear a "girlfriend" dangling at the end of the sentence.) Oh, Anderson. Did you learn nothing from the Jodie Foster-Richard Gere pairing in "Sommersby"?