Friday, May 12, 2006

Morning Wood: Chris Austad

Model and onetime "Fear Factor" contestant Chris Austad looks like he's always up for a challenge.

30 comments:

Anonymous said...

Chris seems like your usual sort of typical hot shot model wannabe, who is stuck on himself, with minimal talent.

Anonymous said...

I dunno. Chris always seems like more of a wuss than anything else.

Anonymous said...

Well, my task for Chris would be swallowing my sword...as a fear factor stunt!

Anonymous said...

Hey Guys,
The way I see Chris is as a total sex slave bottom boy, never allowed to get off his back.

Anonymous said...

How far has the Fear Factor winner fallen? Not sure but did catch a glimpse of him in the Sunday paper posing for a Utility brand tee shirt ad in the Target flyer. The $9.99 shirts have clever (?) little puns on the front. Chris did not look real happy in the layout. Wonder if he got to choose his shirt that had a pic of an electric fan on it and says 'this blows'.

Anonymous said...

Hey----I saw that ad too and at first figured it was not Chris, but then saw others online commenting about his sorry a**
He could be my sex boy toy, a total submissive. Bet he could give good head

Anonymous said...

I just caught a rerun of Fear Factor with Chris on it...let's cut the 'little' guy some slack here and show him a bit of love. It's not his fault if he doesn't have much going on upstairs. Not sure how he got the spread in DNA either. Usually the guys they showcase are truly hot guys.

Anonymous said...

I've seen that particular show twice, and both times I was amazed at what a dorky guy he was. He looks OK in some of his photos, and in a few he looks really hot. From that standpoint, he looks like he'd fun in the sack--got a good chest, butt and legs. Just would have to keep his mouth doing anything but talking.

Anonymous said...

I see where everyone else seems to be taking a good slap at ol Chris, so I'd like to join in. The guy needs to be put on his back and not let off for a very long time. He would make a great submissive bottom and sex slave. I heard him talk on Fear factor and can just picture him moaning and groaning and begging for more. I'd give it to him

Anonymous said...

I sort of think he'd be a pretty good boy toy. I'd take a roll in the hay with him. Why those man breasts alone could keep me occupied for a while. He does sort of have a dog face, but his body is OK

Anonymous said...

I'm pretty sure that Chris was in last Sunday's Target ad for Levi jeans...he was to the very right of a line of five guys. The other four were a bit hotter than Chris and his hair looked like crap. I'm not sure what he is thinking with that longer stragly hair, but it is not a turn on.

Anonymous said...

Chris is a wuss for sure.

Anonymous said...

Well, I would like to take that dirty bastard and put him on his back and not let him up. He could moan and groan all he wanted but I would just have my way with him. In the end he would beg for more.

Anonymous said...

Austad is awesome! Would like to lick him all over and make him cum till he begged me to stop and then just keep banging him. Love to hear him moan and groan and not let him off his back.

Anonymous said...

Austad, from what I hear doe not have much goin on upstairs and is not that endowed down below. Still I would like to have my way with him.

Anonymous said...

What I'd like for Christmas is to jingle that boy's balls, and keep sliding up and down in his chimney chute. Like to keep him on his back till New Year's Eve.

Anonymous said...

Can I take over on New Year's Eve? My resolution for the new year will be to keep Chris on his back and I'll give his bod a workover he'll never forget...

Anonymous said...

Hey! I'll get me some of that action. I'll bang that boy's butt till the cows cum home. Austad is such a hot prick.

Anonymous said...

Love that bloke's bum in the last picture. Could spend hours invading that arse. Who is he anyway?

Anonymous said...

He is one stunning guy and he makes me horny everytime I see him. I would love to take him up the arse

Anonymous said...

Lusted after him when he was on Fear Factor! Thanks for the pictures and please keep the coming. They're hot!!! Chris is soooo shaggable... I wonder if he's got much downstairs. I wouldnt mind seeing what he's got under those shorts

Anonymous said...

Yeah, you can tell just by looking at those pictures, the bloke is sooo shaggable, just asking to have it rammed up his bum all night long. I'd stick it to him and I'll bet the little whore would beg for it all night.

Anonymous said...

Chris really is quite the hottie. Would love to spend hors giving those nips the attention they deserve, and humping his bum till his hips gave out. His mouth could service me and I would enjoy every second.

Anonymous said...

Would love to do the nasty all over this hot hunk. He needs a good working over, first on those nipples and pecs, then his bum needs a lot of attention.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't mind bustin that boy's butt

Anonymous said...

Chris should have only one purpose on this earth and that is to be flat on his back giving pleasure to us all

Anonymous said...

His name should be Chris AWESOME. He is a stud.

Anonymous said...

what a hottie. I would so like to lick him all over.

Anonymous said...

Both his chest and his butt need some serious attention. I for one, would be willing to do him, over and over again.

Anonymous said...

Chris would be my fantasy come true. He is just perfect, from those pecs to his amazing muscled bubble butt. I would never tire of doing him.