Hooked on Dan

Ever since his early days at CourtTV alongside Terry Moran and Cynthia McFadden, I've always had a little thing for Dan Abrams. He was this incredibly cocky intense guy back then yet he looked like a 12-year-old boy. I loved him. These days he's got his own grown-up show on MSNBC called "The Abrams Report" (weekdays at 4 and 6 p.m. ET). If you're looking for a legal show that's smart, well-researched, entertaining and unbiased (he's no Nancy Grace), Dan's your man.

But if you're reading, Dan, I gotta tell you this: You're really smart and pretty handsome and everything, but you're not as a hot as you think you are. (Oh, but I still love you.)

Photos from "The Abrams Report"