Thursday, April 06, 2006

Lollipops and Ass-Whoopins


With the premiere of her documentary, "All Aboard! Rosie's Family Cruise," tonight on HBO, Rosie O'Donnell couldn't have picked a better time to remind me how much I once loved her. First she sticks it the delusional stomach-stapling fag hag Star Jones, and now she has a few choice words for the violence-prone model Naomi Campbell:

O'Donnell was horrified when the catwalk queen was charged with assault in New York City last month after she allegedly beat her assistant with a mobile telephone. And she plans to exert her own brand of justice on the fiery model. O'Donnell explains, "I just picture this cute little Mexican woman working saying, 'Excuse me Miss Campbell can I possibly get you...' and Naomi going, 'Get away from me, bam! bam! bam!'"

"To make matters worse she had that jewel-encrusted cell phone. That's got to score with the diamonds. She looks like you could snap her in two but she's a tough-ass, kick-ass woman. I would actually like to fight her. I think for all the people that she's beaten up, I think she needs a big 200-pound lesbian to kick her ass."

Rep. Cynthia McKinney channels Vanessa Huxtable.

I wonder if Rosie would be game for a 2-fer and kick another delusional bitch's ass, Rep. Cynthia McKinney of Georgia, who had the audacity to play the race card after she punched a Capitol police officer for doing his job. McKinney, who only recently returned to the House after her racially charged remarks about Al Gore and anti-Israel stance cost her the 2002 election ("Jews bought everyone" in that election, her apple-tree dad said), has had no less than FIVE other incidents involving Capitol police because she "refuses to wear a security pin that identities her a member of Congress."

McKinney was also at the center of some serious accusations related to Sept. 11: "Those engaged in unusual stock trades immediately before September 11 knew enough to make millions of dollars from United and American airlines, certain insurance and brokerage firms' stocks. What did the Administration know, and when did it know it about the events of September 11?"

Yet she sees no irony in her attempts to circumvent securing the U.S. Capitol -- the very place that the 9/11 hijackers seriously contemplated destroying.

What do you say, Rosie? Would ya mind kicking her ass, too? This country can't afford to have any more morons in elected office.

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  • 1 comment:

    Anonymous said...

    Shales was totally out of line. My friends and I discussed it last night, too, which I write about in my blog today as well and invite you to take a look: http://journals.aol.com/gayesteditorever/WorthRepeating/entries/123.
    Peace.