Thursday, March 09, 2006

Readers Get the Shaft

These are actual product descriptions of items readers purchased from Amazon.com via my blog (Amazon sells thongs?). It's reassuring to know that some of my readers' balls won't be getting squished tonight. What direction do you like your shaft to be pointing?
  • Balls in One Brief: Finally a brief that holds everything in place and doesnt squish your balls! Designed to fit a mans anatomy perfectly with a cool mesh pouch for your sack and a unique fit that helps your shaft to point up. Made from a soft, moisture-wicking blend of spun polyester and nylon, this brief provides unparalleled comfort and a unique wearing experience. Make your choice in sexy black or pure white. Also available in thong and Erector Brief styles.
  • Balls in One Black Thong: This is the most unique thong weve ever had the pleasure to wear. Its designed with a cool mesh pouch for your sack that holds your balls while your shaft points up. This thong conforms to the male anatomy and provides unparalleled comfort. Made from a soft blend of 95% cotton / 5% lycra and Manufactured by King Style exclusively for International Jock. Also available in brief and Erector Brief styles.
  • Balls in One Erector Brief: These Erector Briefs are the most unusual and exciting briefs in the entire International Jock collection! Designed to fit a man’s anatomy perfectly with a cool mesh pouch for your sack and a vertical, tubular compartment that holds your shaft in an erect position. Made from a soft, moisture-wicking blend of spun polyester and nylon, this erector brief provides unparalleled comfort and a unique wearing experience. Manufactured by King Style exclusively for International Jock.
  • 1 comment:

    Jesse said...

    I am a young man in my 20s, and I wear the King Style Balls in One Erector Briefs as my regular underwear. They are very comfortable, and they give me constant, unrestrained secret erections throughout the day. (I'm always secretly erect around women!) Furthermore, the erector briefs keep my junk cool, leave a nice bulge, keep my balls from rubbing my legs, and are loose enough to wear indefinitely as they maximize the time in which I'm erect. I highly recommend these erector briefs to all teenage boys and to men of all ages.