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It's a Mealticket! Trump’s "wife" gives birth to baby boy (AP)

Chinese Idol: Do you want to know how to say "American Idol" in Mardarin? "The Mongolian Cow Sour Yogurt Supergirl Contest." (NYT)

Mr. Wilson Would be Proud: Man killed young neighbor for walking on lawn (AP)

She's a Top: Lesbian tennis star Amelie Mauresmo grabs top spot again / Like anyone ever pictured her on bottom? (AP)

Network Brass: We take one part "The OC" and one part "Desperate Housewives" and voila! (WP)

Stray Cat Strut: Humphrey, the stray cat who wandered into No. 10 Downing St., and lived with two British prime ministers before being evicted by Tony Blair has died. He was about 18. Blair's office said late Sunday that Humphrey died last week at the home of a civil servant who had adopted him. (AP)