You Said North Pole (huh-huh)

While the "straight" sports blog Deadspin was busy covering the latest facial hair news ("Don Mattingly: The Mystery of the Mustache"), the gays couldn't help but notice Mets pitcher Kris Benson's sexy wife Anna's star turn as Mrs. Claws -- I mean Claus over at Shea Stadium's North Pole annex yesterday.

Anna Benson, the mouthy ex-stripper who made headlines when she promised to f**k every player on the Mets roster and the grounds crew if her husband ever cheated on her, certainly stole the show at a Toys for Tots benefit in her strapless red dress that accentuated her, uh, dancer's body.

Read: Anna Benson Stands by Her Man, and Then Some (NY Times)

For all of the latest in mustache and beard news (I'm not making any of this up, this guy is obsessed with facial hair -- which my people would say makes him a bear), logon to Deadspin.com.

Read: Kyle Orton, To Beard, Or Not to Beard here

Read: We were scared when Bruce Bochy shaved his here

Read: Jake Plummer's mustache rides here

Read: Price for Palmeiro mustache rides drops dramatically here

Read: The mustache is the most normal thing about them here

Read: His take on jocks in their 1970s men's underwear here