Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Trump Gambling Project 2006

Was absolutely nothing learned from the great Billy Joel-Christie Brinkley baby experiment of 1985?

I've heard Donald Trump say that he makes a point of having very little to do with the upbringing of his children, but surely he's seen how hideous they can be. And let's be honest: If you can figure out a way to have ugly kids with babes like Ivana Zelnickova and Marla Maples, then it's pretty clear where the faulty genes are coming from. Now that Donald has become more famous than rich, he has managed to find a new "wife" who is arguably his hottest one yet (everyone knows starfuckers are way hotter than gold diggers — and, damn, if this one isn't both!). But, sadly, this unfortunate photo essay above begs just one question: Is procreating again — even with a really hot chick — really worth the gamble? And, Tiffany, sweetie: give Joely Fisher a call in a few years. You two have a lot to talk about.

(Pictured: Donald with his latest big-ticket purchase, aka Melania; Butterball Trump Jr., doing his best Chastity Bono; and Tiffany "sorry about the face" Trump).

Ivanka: Daddy's girl has daddy's face ...

and he's such a narcissist, he wants to fuck her.

1 comment:

jay said...

butterball trump jr. is perfect - he looks like a deer caught in the headlights of his father's wealth. sad.

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