Page 1 Roundup (12/18)

The Daily News: Ex-Fox News contributor says Rupert Murdoch 'ruined my life'

I hope the Keating 5, Sarah Palin and his unwavering support for the GOP tax bill are mentioned prominently in John 'Maverick' McCain's obituary

I guess you can't escape the fact that Doug Jones is a still an Alabaman at heart (corrected link)

The New York Post: Manhattan DA opens probe into Weinstein’s hush-money settlements

This guy spent $200K to recreate the ‘Saturday Night Fever’ disco (I went to Odyssey 2001 with my friend Larry on a gay night back in the late '90s before it closed!)

The L.A. Times: Sarah Palin's oldest son, Track, arrested on domestic violence charges

PHOTOS: Liam Payne can't keep his clothes on

The New York Times: Friction rises between Trump lawyers and Mueller's team

The Washington Post: Years of conservative attacks hamper IRS oversight of political activity by nonprofits

Towleroad: Drama queen pastor blows a gasket over ‘emotionally scarred perverts’ attacking the anti-gay baker

The Wall Street Journal: Chinese learn art of hooking Americans on Amazon

Beyond the Palin

Have been frazzled trying to get to Los Angeles -- still no luck -- but finally saw Tina Fey's return as Sarah Palin and its accuracy is uncanny! What I love the best is that the funniest parts are when she speaks Palin verbatim. If you missed it, watch it now HERE!

Page 1 Consider (01/20)

All kidding aside, I thought Trump only liked winners.

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Gotcha

 But remember, the important thing is he wants to be married to two women and zero men.

'Big' Surprise

Sarah Palin's Bloomberg joke at CPAC was hilarious -- except for the fact that Big Gulps were not actually affected by the mayor's attempt at regulating sodas in New York City. (Hence why the judge ruled the law arbitrary and capacious.) How unlike her to not be up news and politics.

Sign Language

With thanks to Laura!

Sarah Smile

Have you seen the teaser for HBO's upcoming adaptation of Mark Halperin and John Heilemann's 2008 campaign book, "Game Change"? Consider my appetite whetted.

Nailed It

If you missed Jon Stewart's recap of Sarah Palin's batshit-crazy goodbye "speech" last night, be sure to check it out below or when they re-air the show 10 times today. (Will you marry me, Jason Jones?) 

 

When Woody Met Sarah

Sarah Palin Meets Woody Allen from RADAR on Vimeo.