Page 1 Roundup (03/23)

The Daily News: Cop who shot rival while off duty indicted for planting evidence, not attempted murder: officials

Robert Mueller delivers final report to the attorney general, marking the end of the Trump-Russia investigation

What the hell is wrong with Barbra Streisand?

UPDATE: Babs has issued a complete and total apology (I accept.) 

The Atlantic: And like it or not, there actually is strong science to suggest pedophilia -- the attraction, not acting on it -- isn’t a choice, so perhaps that’s what she was alluding to

ABC News: I thought tax cuts paid for themselves

CBS News: Jimmy Carter becomes oldest living president in U.S. history

New York Post: Parkland massacre survivor Sydney Aiello kills herself

Mueller submits full Russia report

The Washington Post: ‘If you took it all in in one day, it would kill you’: What Mueller’s investigation has already revealed

The New York Times: The makings of an epic constitutional battle over the executive branch’s power to keep information secret from Congress started to take shape on Friday, as Attorney General William P. Barr began to weigh how much to disclose about the findings of the special counsel, Robert Mueller

Trump undercut his own Treasury Department on Friday with a sudden announcement that he had rolled back newly imposed North Korea sanctions, appearing to overrule national security experts as a favor to murderous dictator Kim Jong-un(!)

The Wall Street Journal: The secret to winning votes: Take the name of a popular leader

Page 1 Roundup (06/02)

Husband who killed wife’s would-be rapist: I didn’t want to do it ...

Former Manhattan assistant district attorney says opponents to fixing kid-sex laws are scared of the truth ...

Meanwhile, a man in Hawaii who was abused as a teen gets to finally sue an alleged pedophile thanks to ‘revival’ law lifting statute of limitations ...

Rich defendants’ request to judges: Lock me up in a gilded cage ...

Sir ... sir! You need to call the 'other' Time Warner ...

Stiff Penalty

Pedophiles paid to pack kids toys during jail time

Sounds simple enough, but I bet it's not so easy when you've got a raging hard-on.

Vatican Rentboy and Satanism Claims Revealed by Paedophile Priest

 Jesus Christ.

 IBT writes:

Italian investigators have opened an inquiry into claims by a convicted pedophile priest that an underage prostitution ring has been operating inside the Holy Roman Church with clergymen hiring rentboys for sex inside churches. Don Patrizio Poggi, 46, told Italian authorities that a former Carabinieri pimped boys for nine clergymen. Poggi, who served a five-year sentence for abusing teenage boys while he was a parish priest at the San Filippo Neri church in Rome, said he made the allegations to "protect the Holy Church and the Christian community." The boys were chosen because they were starving and desperate, he claimed, according to Il Messaggero newspaper.