If you enjoyed yesterday's post about the 22-year-old Premier League soccer star David Nugent, who tried to impress a 19-year-old girl he'd met in a bar by sending a full-frontal nude cell-phone photo of himself only to have her spurn his advances and forward the pic to everyone she knows, then you'll be happy to see that I got my paws on the uncensored version of the photo. As one of the girl's friends who saw the Portsmouth striker's goods said: "I was a bit shocked when I saw it myself, to be honest. He’s not exactly massive in that department, so God only knows what he thought he was going to achieve." You can keep score for yourself after the jump. ----->
UPDATE: I'm being told that the photo is just a "mock-up," but I can't help but wonder if that's his PR team putting that out there. (It looks real to me and it certainly matches what the friend had to see about it.) What are the odds that the censored version is EVERYWHERE yet somehow the original never got out?