Tweet Nothings

learning French has really encouraged me to live in the moment because I currently cannot conjugate any other verb tense

— Janel Comeau (@VeryBadLlama) May 8, 2021

🤣🤣🤣 

More Dean Martin / Jerry Lewis Shower Pics Surface https://t.co/cWCrx3k48D

— Brian Ferrari (@BrianFerrariNYC) May 21, 2021

These are no laughing matter 

Umm, if Republicans truly believe that left wing groups like Antifa and BLM are really behind the Capitol riot, why are they blocking an investigation of the riot???

— Covie (@covie_93) May 19, 2021

Yes 

I know you're sick of me talking about my book, so instead here is me talking about my fashion inspirations. Also cute pictures of my house (taken by me.) https://t.co/1qMT3FgdTD

— Brian Moylan (@BrianJMoylan) May 21, 2021

Love his turntable! 

YOU. ARE. INSANE.... @Simone_Biles pic.twitter.com/sDTOIjcMVu

— Nastia Liukin (@NastiaLiukin) May 21, 2021

Insanely gifted! 

so pleased with this piece on @PaulEalyMooney @vulture https://t.co/9yBe2wz1HM

— Sandra Bernhard (@SandraBernhard) May 21, 2021

Sandy remembers her friend and mentor 

All of us going overboard when things go back to normal. #cye #curb #larrydavid #starbucks #tooenthusiastic #coffeeonme #newnormal #fbf #flashbackfriday #cheryldavid #coffee #overboard pic.twitter.com/V6LjKJHQe0

— Cheryl Hines (@CherylHines) May 21, 2021

Nobody is more excited about the return of "Curb Your Enthusiasm" than yours truly!

Flashback to when I won 300 cases of La Croix and my apartment was stocked for 2 years pic.twitter.com/ZOz8AJ5BV5

— Eric D (@ericd) May 21, 2021

Chair goals 

“Paul Weller scores sixth UK Number 1 album!” #fatpop #fatpopvolume1 #paulweller https://t.co/8Kdz2K6DAY

— Paul Weller News (@PaulWellerNews) May 21, 2021

I played it -- it's good stuff