Remains of the Day (11/20)

Georgia’s top elections official has certified results showing Democrat Joe Biden won the presidential race in the state. https://t.co/hZ0eR6A7rx

— AP Politics (@AP_Politics) November 20, 2020

'Numbers don't lie': If Trump had won re-election, would we even be talking about certifications? OF COURSE NOT. 

Breaking News: Pfizer has asked the FDA to authorize its Covid-19 vaccine for emergency use, potentially allowing the first Americans to get a vaccine by mid-December. https://t.co/2oZy3qR0fn

— The New York Times (@nytimes) November 20, 2020

Exciting news for me -- maybe I'll be a 2021 groom! -- and the world 

Jesus fucking christ. https://t.co/aOWp0A8Lik

— Scott Heim (@Scott_Heim) November 20, 2020

Truly vile 

Kayleigh McEnany said no one from the campaign would be at the president's meeting with Michigan Republicans later today. 

Rudy Giuliani told Fox 5 New York that he'll be there to "answer any questions that they have."

— Chris Megerian (@ChrisMegerian) November 20, 2020

Jennifer Horn: Every Michigan politician who meets with Trump should be impeached and investigated for voter fraud. 

Both Jr’s Trump and Giuliani have tested positive for the virus while their fathers minimize and deny the pandemic.

— The Rogue Lemming (@critigal1) November 20, 2020

Are buck teeth a symptom of Covid-19? 

The annexation of the UP is the real story Sean. pic.twitter.com/yvMw3OGdX9

— Shane Nyman (@shanenyman) November 20, 2020

I'm a Wolverine -- does this mean I get free health care? 

.@JonathanBennett is pretty damn happy to be a part of the @hallmarkchannel film "The Christmas House," which breaks ground by featuring a gay couple: https://t.co/BZk2H61OLc pic.twitter.com/SswAwPmEKa

— Matthew Rettenmund (@mattrett) November 20, 2020

At the holidays aren't completely ruined ... 

Exactly.