Remains of the Day (11/17)

Pelé is very much alive. Clint Eastwood, too. Queen Elizabeth’s long reign continues. But you wouldn’t know it if you checked Radio France Internationale’s website on Monday. The reports of their deaths really were, as the saying goes, greatly exaggerated. https://t.co/MfBjTe6czh

— The New York Times (@nytimes) November 17, 2020

But Abe Vigoda really is dead, right? 

Trump just fired Chris Krebs, the top cybersecurity official in the U.S., who has systematically shot down Trump's false claims about fraud as part of DHS's initiative to keep Americans from doubting the integrity of the election system.

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) November 18, 2020

 Putin's wet dream 

The President of The United States just tweeted the report we debunked last week. Tucker literally apologized for saying this WW-II veteran voted from the dead. We tracked it to his 96-year-old widow who voted legally.

3 of 4 'dead' Georgia voters identified were alive/legal. https://t.co/IMMpJHiQM4

— Brendan Keefe (@BrendanKeefe) November 17, 2020

Parler talk 

In case your were wondering whether the Wayne County scam was pure hackery, the Michigan Republican Party had their statement on the refusal to certify drafted ahead of time, then sent out, posted, and tweeted within about 4 minutes of it happening. https://t.co/dVDVBAkjBL

— Jesse Lee (@JesseCharlesLee) November 17, 2020

It shouldn't matter, but imagine if Michigan's secretary of state wasn't a Democrat to override this depravity -- and what happens in other jurisdictions? 

Looks like @monicaspalmer and @HartmannDude don't want Michigan to certify votes of Black voters. Make them famous. pic.twitter.com/HltLmgFpDE

— MeidasTouch.com (@MeidasTouch) November 18, 2020

Vile racists. 

UPDATE: In abrupt reversal, Michigan’s largest county certifies election results

The sad part about this is that Giuliani is gonna go on Fox News primetime tonight and be like “it went great” and millions of people are going to believe him.

— Ryan J. Reilly (@ryanjreilly) November 17, 2020

America's racist rightwing mayor 

In advance. They got his number. https://t.co/51jpCwkfuB

— Michelangelo Signorile, subscribe to my newsletter (@MSignorile) November 17, 2020

No C.O.D. for the Dairy State 

"I said before the election, if Donald Trump, you said to him, you can win this election but it'll be the last election we have in America, I think genuinely his response would have been, 'What's the catch?'" -- @stuartpstevens, author of "It Was All a Lie"

— Kenneth M. Walsh (@kenneth212) November 18, 2020

Find me on Twitter HERE. 

Restaurant owner here 🙋‍♂️

Just so everyone understands, it isn't the shutdowns that are killing us. 

It's the virus

Even at 50% capacity, we're never full

Lifting restrictions won't help at all. Getting the virus under control is our only hope

— James Whittaker (@docjamesw) November 16, 2020

All the efforts of Biden and Harris cannot do this if 50% of the country refuses to play along 

This is false. I have not spoken with @LindseyGrahamSC. https://t.co/Cy9iUvrg3K

— Secretary Katie Hobbs (@SecretaryHobbs) November 17, 2020

The only fraud in this election was committed by Lindsey Graham 

People who think someone is trying to put microchips in them should have microchips put in them.

— Dan Savage (@fakedansavage) November 17, 2020

Sorry, President Lincoln. Are we sure dividing into two nations isn't the answer? 

OK, Grandpa. It's time for your nap. 

Listen to your lawyer.