Page 1 Roundup (05/23)

The Daily News: Toddler has meltdown when confronted with reality

Gee, I wonder why Trump’s Treasury secretary doesn’t want to put Harriet Tubman on the $20 bill ...

Tennis: Are you as hot for American Tommy Paul as I am?

CNBC: Judge says Deutsche Bank, Capital One can give Trump financial records to House Democrats

Instagram: Furry Steve Raider wants you to be quiet about his red Speedo

Digital Spy: Everyone looked like a million bucks at the "Rocketman" premiere in London, but no one more so than star Taron Egerton

New York Post: Cops on hunt for subway brake bandit who's ruining your commute

Man allegedly hiding drugs in butt accidentally shoots himself in testicles

The Washington Post: Can you name these presidential candidates?

Proposed HUD rule would strip transgender protections at homeless shelters

Warren's ambitious agenda relies on a massive wealth tax that the rich may evade

Update: I tracked down the cute Speedo-clad boy Aaron Schock was chatting up to hear what he had to say

The New York Times: Here are the latest developments on the fights over Trump's taxes, access to the full Mueller report and more

Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam investigation ends without answer on blackface photo

The Wall Street Journal: That senior prank sounds hilarious -- please submit it for preapproval