The only scout I ever looked up to when I was a boy was Miss Scout Louse Jean Finch, but everyone I know was one back in the day. My first boyfriend was very proud of his Eagle Scout status, which might explain why he was so good at finding a way to fuck even when there was no lube available. (He gets a resourcefulness badge for the ChapStick, but should have been demoted to a Webelo for that Noxema-in-the-dark incident -- ouch!)
Now whether you were a scout, or just dreamed of being molested by a scout leader, the Happy Camper has all the merit badges you ever dreamed of but perhaps didn't earn! Learm more HERE.
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