Liberace, with the help of a great plastic surgeon, stole Scott Thorson's identity 30 years ago. So it's kind of ironic that Thorson, now 54, would be arrested for stealing someone else's. A judge in Nevada has sentenced the former boy toy to eight to 20 years for identity theft -- oh, and burglary -- but suspended the prison sentence. I'm guessing Thorson's advanced colon cancer was a factor in this decision, another sad twist in an overall pathetic life. Read HERE.