I know I'm a big fag and everything, so my ability to judge the fairer sex is a bit skewed. And I don't know who either of these people is. But I was heartened to see that it wasn't just me who thought this chick was batting entirely out of her league, as demonstrated in the bitchy comments on the Daily Mail. Not that you care, but apparently she is Kelly Brook, 32, a TV "presenter" (isn't everyone in Britain?) and he's Thom Evans, 27, a Zimbabwe-born former rugby player, a sport that apparently doubles as a modeling agency. In the words of my mother, "I don't get it."
Think I'm being unfair? Check out her weird body HERE