Anderson Cooper Accuses Stephen Colbert of Being 'Tardy to the Phallus Party'

Stephen uses the Phallus Phinder 9600 to find hidden cocks on AC

Things got a little heated last night in the talk-show wars. Anderson Cooper put rival Stephen Colbert on The RidicuList for his recent report on William Tapley, saying that "Anderson Cooper 360" had already covered the religious conspiracy theorist's belief that the Denver International Airport is one big phallic symbol last June. 

"Now I hate say this, Mr. Colbert," Cooper said firmly, "but you sir are about six months tardy to this phallus party." 

"Guilty as charged," Colbert sheepishly conceded, "and it was foolish of me to believe that even on my best day I could beat Anderson Cooper to a phallus party. I'm sorry." 

Now I'm glad that's all straightened out. 

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