Friday, October 28, 2011

'Sex' Machines

Note to Kim Cattrall, Cynthia Nixon, Kristin Davis and Chris Noth: You know Sarah Jessica Parker and Michael Patrick King are hitting the jackpot with these tacky new "Sex and the City" slot machines at the Aqueduct Racetrack. So if you're gonna try to sue -- which, if the non-Jerry Seinfelds are any indication, you probably haven't a leg to stand on -- do it now rather than waiting 30 years like the "Happy Days" gang did. As tragic as it would be now, it's better than seeing a 70-year-old "Samantha" telling a lawyer during a deposition that she deserves her cut because she always has control over everything that goes into her slot.

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