Horny, Hypocritical, Homophobic Hoosier in Hotseat

Bad boys get spanked

Republicans like to say that political sex scandals are at least split 50/50 between the Donkeys and the Elephants -- if not leaning left with big names like John Kennedy, Gary Hart, Bill Clinton, Anthony Weiner. (FYI: I don't buy the John Edwards was a hypocrite reasoning -- ALL married men with children in politics are inherently presenting themselves as "family men," why is it so much more egregious because he too cheated, because he was good-looking and his wife was not? Eliot Spitzer is a hypocrite, but even his bullshit wasn't less blatant than these wingnuts. Yes, he prosecuted people for prostitution-related crimes, but at least he didn't draft the laws he was enforcing.) But what Republicans can't seem to get -- or should I say, like to pretend they don't get -- is that it's the hypocrisy, dummy! So it's with great glee that I mention yet another anti-gay, married GOP lawmaker, Rep. Phillip Hinkle of Indiana, who got caught with his pants down with a male hooker. It seems Hinkle tried to buy some "time" with a teenage boy on Craigslist for 80 bucks who got spooked when he TOLD HIM he was a congressman but then claims he wasn't allowed to leave! The is as hilarious as it is disturbing -- I smell a wrongful imprisonment charge looming in this lecherous lawmaker's future -- but that he thought he could get the kid to stay the night for no extra money -- "just free breakfast and maybe late night snack" -- tells me he's as cheap as he is stupid. Read all the pathetic details HERE.