Deadspin promised us Brett Favre's cellphone cock shots were, um, coming. (Apparently he was using the penis pics to try to pick up some former cheerleader turned office worker when he was QBing for the Jets -- 'cause you know how women LOVE pictures of cocks and balls.) Well, today's your lucky day. The goods are right HERE. When asked about the photos yesterday at a presser, Favre replied: "I'm not getting into that. I've got my hands full with the Jets." Huh-huh. He said "hands full." Truth be told, however, only one hand is full.