Really, lady? You're in your mid-50s and you take your shoes off in the middle of Barnes & Noble? (Who knew SNEAKERS were
sooooo uncomfortable?) I hope Rosanne Cash
refuses to perform or sign a single book until you act like a human being. Where's the escape slide when you need it --I'd push this one down it faster than you can say "Seven Year Ache." (Am I in
YOUR living room?)
No sooner did I get done seething about that one did this ENORMOUS man sit down directly in front of me. Sure, it's not his fault he happens to be the largest person
on earth in the joint. However, it is his fault that he took his hat off and has been combing his hair AT me for the last two minutes. (Am I in
YOUR bathroom?)
Really, lady? You're in your mid-50s and you take your shoes off in the middle of Barnes & Noble? (Who knew SNEAKERS were sooooo uncomfortable?) I hope Rosanne Cash refuses to perform or sign a single book until you act like a human being. Where's the escape slide when you need it --I'd push this one down it faster than you can say "Seven Year Ache." (Am I in YOUR living room?)
No sooner did I get done seething about that one did this ENORMOUS man sit down directly in front of me. Sure, it's not his fault he happens to be the largest person 
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ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING. Keep you frickin' smelly feet to yourself, and your dandruff.
I hate it when people act like savages.
If it's any consolation, I had to suffer through Disneyland yesterday. I almost had a nervous breakdown.
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