Thursday, June 10, 2010

Reality Check

I see Teresa Giudice of "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" has put her tacky Jersey mansion on the market -- complete with Italian sex swing, gun closet and tanning studio (asking price: $3.99m). I guess being in debt $11 million while earning $79,000 a year made things clear enough that even the stupidest person on earth could understand the gravity of the situation. Previews for next week's episode indicate that someone is leaving the show for good. Any ideas? To me, Jacqueline would be the most obvious choice -- the most level-headed, her daughter is getting into trouble because of the show, etc. -- although I wouldn't rule Dina out. Despite Danielle's descent into full-blown lunacy, I still find Caroline the most hypocritical and annoying of them all. The only way she could earn my respect would be if she were the one to say "enough" instead of repeatedly saying "enough" -- on national television -- while doing nothing about it.

UPDATE: Ha! I should have known she and her equally retarded husband weren't smart enough to face reality.

3 comments:

Brian said...

I'd bet good money that it's Dina. The Bravo season preview shows footage of Teresa going to Italy, Caroline comforting a crying Albie, Danielle fighting with Jacqueline/Teresa and the hair-pulling incident...but no footage of Dina that we haven't already seen.

Consider that her husband has never appeared on the show, her daughter was blocked from appearing by her father's family, and that all we've seen Dina do this season is visit other wives, play with her cats, and talk to her spiritual advisor...I'd say it's for the best.

It's a shame though, the number of likable NJ Housewives is now officially zero.

Anonymous said...

I can NOT believe you guys watch this show!

Anonymous said...

^ meooooowwwww!