Wednesday, September 09, 2009

Protecting Family Values, One Adulterous Affair at a Time

Apparently same-sex marriage is a huge threat to family values, but fucking two married lobbyists (one in "eye-patch" underwear) behind your wife and two kids' back is OK. That seems to be the case according to California Assemblyman Michael Duvall, who represents parts of ultra-conservative Orange County and is such a dumbass he detailed the whole thing over a hot mic for the whole world to hear: "We had made love Wednesday -- a lot! And so she'll, she's all, 'I am going 
up and down the stairs, and you're dripping out of me!' So messy!'"

Um. Gross.

More details and video HERE.

UPDATE: Duvall has just resigned.

1 comment:

Cam said...

Please KNOW and ACCEPT this FACT: Marriage IS and SHOULD ALWAYS BE a sacred union ONLY between a MAN and a WOMAN!!! -- Please KNOW and ACCEPT this MORE PROFOUND FACT: Those who shout this message at the top of their lungs ARE ALMOST ALWAYS full of S-H-*-T!!!!!