Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Who's the Dunce?

I guess love really is blind. How else do you explain how Alyssa Milano dated every hot guy in America -- including sex-tape star Eric Dane, Justin Timberlake, Kirk Cameron, Scott Wolf, Brian Krause, Josh Shambaugh, and Major League sluggers Carl Pavano, Barry Zito and Brad Penny -- yet she ended up marrying this guy?

5 comments:

Sam said...

"Married at his family's estate..."

That might be a clue.

Miche said...

Money?

Alec said...

Maybe the guy, despite his ordinary looks, is intelligent, witty, and charming, or maybe he's really kind and thoughtful. Maybe he treats her like a queen and makes her feel great about herself and about life. But oh, no, wait... he's not a pretty boy and he doesn't have six-pack abs. I guess that makes him a pathetic loser who doesn't deserve to get married, or maybe even to take up space on this planet. Honestly...

David said...

what was the deal? i thought i had heard that he is her agent. it was probably a good decision on her part. he's not an actor, he's not going to cheat on her (why would he?), and he's probably well-off, so he won't be after her money.

but yeah... not exactly GQ material is he? i'm not sure how she could be physically attracted to him.

Randy said...

I've just talked to a rocket scientist, and he suggested that this guy might simply be a really nice guy that she fell in love with.