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Fit-Laddie Alert: There's a hot bloke in Industry's "Burn" video. (ChartRigger)

Love and Love: I didn't even realize Jennifer Love Hewitt played tennis. (Bricks and Stones)

Celebrity Circus: Nobody likes looking at Antonio Sabato Jr. IN HIS UNDERWEAR more than I do. But I don't think even I can sit through this formulaic-to-a-fault "hunt for love" dog-and-pony show he's got going on. (OhLaLaMag)

GLAAD Rap: As is often the case, I'm pretty sure 100 percent certain Chelsea Handler was JOKING when she "ripped" into GLAAD the other night. (Advocate)

Strike Out: Does anyone really wanna see Joe DiMaggio naked? (OMG Blog!)

Test Your Mother Dexterity: How well do you remember Cloris Leachman's short-lived MTM spinoff, "Phyllis"? (Deep Dish)

Car 69, Where Are You? Mary Cheney, a right-wing asshole and a diva? (PageSix)