Where's Pauly Shore?

Truthfully, I don't know how I'd feel if I showed up for jury duty and they suddenly announced that it was Juror Appreciation Day and a bunch of stars came out to "entertain" me. Ed Burns I'm not complaining about. But Neil Sedaka, Katie Couric and Dick Cavett mincing around asking everyone to dance? (And what was up with Uma Thurman? Is she homeless since the split with Andre Balazs or was she just doing her best "Breakfast Club" Ally Sheedy?) Whatever the case, I think I'd rather read a book.