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John of Finland: Come on, Travolta. Do you have to make it this easy? (Queerty)

Margin of Error +/- 10 Percent: A new survey claims that only 2.9 percent of adults claim to be gay, lesbian or bisexual. Obviously no one who's ever come into contact with Jackie Warner was polled. (Advocate)

Hook, Line and Sinker: A woman convicted just weeks ago of being the "D.C. madam" hanged herself Thursday, apparently making good on her vow never to go to prison for running a high-end Washington prostitution ring. Republican Sen. David Vitter, on the other hand, got a standing ovation from his Capitol Hill peers. (AP)

The Countess of Chelsea: Finally, my big chance to become the Quinn of "The Real Housewives of New York City." (Gawker)

Shoot From the, Uh, Hip: OK, all you jerkoffs. If you're not already blind PlanetOut needs your help with its 2008 masturbation quiz. Anonymity guaranteed (call me Chelsea handler) -- but please be candid. (PlanetOut)

O Canada: Thanks a lot. There go my plans to f**k a 14-year-old Canuck. (TCP)

Leading Men: First a Great White Way male beauty pageant, now a Web site devoted to the sexy stars who heat up the nights on Broadway. (HotGuyAlerts)

Pink Triangle: A monument will be erected in Tel Aviv honoring gays and lesbians persecuted during the Holocaust. (365Gay)

On the Road Again: It looks like Tina Turner has the same "retirement" adviser as Cher. (AP)

String Theory: "Fuerzabruta," the latest show from the creators of "De La Guarda," will be launching a Boys' Night (monthly NYC gay party) on May 18. With half-nekkid guys in a pool suspended above your head you probably don't want to miss. (Official Site)