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No Joke: In what was probably the funnest wedding since she walked down the aisle to Night Ranger's "Sister Christian," Kathy Griffin married a couple in New York over the weekend. Probably the only thing more surprising than finding out Kath's now an ordained minister is that the couple was heterosexual. (AP)

The Burning Queen-Size Bed: Well, if gay couples can't get married throughout this country, at least we can be equally in the domestic violence department. (365Gay)

Assist: It looks like my fave show, "Friday Night Lights," is going to be saved after all! (DeadlineHollywood) In a related but very sad story, David Edwards, who was paralyzed during a 2003 high school football playoff game and was the inspiration of the Jason Street character on "Friday Night Lights," has died of pneumonia. He was just 20. (AP)

Travel in Style: Finally, a gay hotel brand. Naturally, it has Attitude. (365Gay)

Hung Up: Madonna gets inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame tonight and would you believe that after all this time some jackasses think she doesn't deserve it? (AP)

Quit Bitching: A group that opposes the new sex education curriculum in Montgomery County, Md., has decided not to oppose a ruling in favor of the school system, The Washington Post reported Friday. Instead, they're heading over to JR's for a cool one. (Advocate)

Tough Girl: A scrawny, black and white Larry wannabe has apparently survived a trip across the Pacific Ocean and North America inside a shipping crate. It was sealed Feb. 4 and shipped three days later and didn't unpacked until March 7. Sadly, the little cutie's mom and siblings didn't survive. (AP)