I swear I had nothing to do with the writing of this headline. But if what the article says is true (and how could it not be?), I'm guessing PageSix darlings Jessica Simpson (arguably the hottest retard on the planet since Shaun Cassidy's 'tard turn in "Like Normal People") and Goober Pyle -- I mean Tony Romo -- must be really heating things up between the sheets ...
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That caption is wrong. The guy is definitely not Tony Romo: I think it's Jason Witten, a fellow Dallas Cowboy star, who is actually a tight end (Honest!).
"How could it not be?" Easy, if the slim, hot people are DULL, DULL, DULL in bed. I've fooled around with some big old bears who were a hell of a lot more imaginative and livelier in bed than a couple of chisled circuit boys I've run across. A hefty percentage of what it takes for good sex is in the brain and the imagination, anyway.
Love your blog, Kenneth, but sometimes I think your obsession with the lean tennis boys (yawn) clouds your judgement...
Ah. No wonder he looks so sheepish around her!!!
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