I'm more of the AOL generation, but somehow I think my friend's Craigslist translator -- however harsh -- can be understood by anyone who's ever looked for love and affection online ...
Craigslist ...
where "five inches" becomes "nine."
where "23" really means "57."
where "married" means "dumped by by past three lovers and i currently live with an hiv positive guy who escorts for a living and thinks of himself as my boyfriend and sex between us is non-existent."
where "chub" means "obese fucking pig."
where "bb" means "i want to share my hiv status with you."
where "must host" means "i have hidden a web cam in the room to video tape your dumb ass taking my bb load."
and "blow and go" means "you must leave before the lights come on and you see how fat, old and gross I am."
Wednesday, October 03, 2007
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There is a "gay boy" advertising himself in the Phoenix M4M section on craigslist that claims: "I do not drive for environmental reasons." This must mean: "I recently got a DUI and wrecked my car." The endless pinocchio-style charades make me want to start "binge drinking" with Mr. Walsh. Maybe we could go shopping for those Native American Nike nurse boots.
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