Too Darn Hot

The New York Post is reporting that the gays -- including yours truly -- have caused the FDNY to cease production of its annual benefit hunk calendar. Why, you ask? Apparently fire officials were fire-engine-red-faced after the gay blogosphere went wild crazy with cover boy Michael Biserta's "Guys Gone Wild" clip showing the 9.5-alarm fire in the Staten Island native's pants. Officials said Biserta, a 22-year-old firefighter from Brooklyn Ladder Co. 131, won't be disciplined because the video was made before he was hired. But officials at the department's fundraising arm -- the FDNY Foundation -- said the decision to cancel the calendar was a huge disappointment, because at $15.99 a pop, it brought in on average $150,000 a year for them. (NYP)