Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Rock Hudson Mario Lopez and the Hooters Mom

Don't get me wrong. I like me some A.C. Slater as much as the next gal. But there's something awfully staged about these "oh, you caught me out!" photos with what the National Enquirer calls a "Hooters bombshell." (What's up with the Happy Meal cup?) We're being told that ladies' man Mario Lopez is cheating on his "Dancing With the Stars" partner Karina Smirnoff with this chick, but strangely these photos just make me think he's saving the last dance for Zack.
(Credit: David Perel/National Enquirer)

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

She kinda looks like Darva Conger to me...

Tim Bond said...

I think the cup reads, "Happy Mardi Gras" (note the artwork), but, yeah, it does all look staged. Especially her the mugging for the camera in every shot and Mario doing a half-assed job of blocking the lens in the last image.

The top right photo has a very strange thing going on on the far right. It appears to be the photog's finger, but there's something near the top that seems to suggest it might be a person wearing a tank top (photoshopped out, perhaps?).

I have successfully spent WAY too much time analyzing these photos. That's 5 minutes of my life I'll never see again. :) At least his cuteness almost makes up for all the cleavage.

Kofi said...

my sister and i always thought that way about him. Now I know we aren't the only ones.