Sunday, September 03, 2006

Pull Yourself Together, Mary



Andre Agassi reacts to his loss and retirement.

Steffi Graf: "Dis is so embarrasssing. I am a girl and I didn't carry on like dis when I retired -- and I'm the greatest player of all time."

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

know you're trying to funny and clever, but it kind of comes out more as mean

Anonymous said...

I disagree, zot. Hilarious as usual, Kenneth!

Anonymous said...

A little mean but funny also. For some reason I've never liked Agassi. Give me Mr. Sampras. And Stefi does look like she is going to give her man a talking to. "Damn, man. Butch up. Be more like me."

peace

Anonymous said...

LOLOLOL those pics are hysterical!!!

Anonymous said...

This is a mean spirited, heartless attack on a man who has given so much to tennis and to humanity. Perhaps because he doesn't rersemble a GQ model like Ginepri? He was emotional because it was his final match after 21 years of pro tennis. You should be horsewhipped. (But you'd probably like that!) I am removing this site from my Explorer favorites.

Anonymous said...

evan -- first of all it is obviously a joke about steffi graf's germany ice princess demeanor, but it's funny that you bring up the whole looks issue cuz if you knew anything about tennis you'd know that the reason many people do not like agassi to this day is because of his IMAGE IS EVERYTHING mentality. he fucked around for half of his 21 years on the tour, tanked matches and only cared about his LOOKS, hair, clothes and celebrity.

while he has turned himself around, not everyone is on the agassi bandwagon nor do they have to be.

Anonymous said...

I think Agassi is better looking than Ginepri so I'm not even sure what that's about.

Anonymous said...

it is funny how quickly people have forgotten that agassi was a longhaired bleach-blond "pretty boy" for many years.

Anonymous said...

evan don't be such a sissy. Jesus H. We come here to laugh (mostly) and thanks for enlightening everyone on WHY he was crying. We really had no idea. *rolls eyes*