Monday, July 24, 2006

George Michael Wants Your Sex (No Matter What You Look Like)


It seems the messy pop tart George Michael is up to his old tricks again -- this time quite literally. A British tabloid caught the Wham! man "red-handed" and "red-faced" as he emerged from the bushes after cavorting with a pot-bellied, 58-year-old, jobless van driver (looking fetching in red, below) in London's notorious gay cruising area on Hampstead Heath. (How much you wanna bet that George fell asleep at the wheel while trying to escape the paparazzi, too).

Remember how much hotter it was back in '98 when George had us gays believing he was "entrapped" in that Beverly Hills bathroom by a cop who was "obviously selected because of he was the best-looking guy on the entire police force" so he couldn't resist. Oh, George ...
See the blow-by-blow photos over at News of the World.

6 comments:

B Merrick said...

I. Don't. Get. It.


He even has a hot boyfriend!

When is enough enough?

And he was always so hot...

le sigh.

Anonymous said...

When did getting caught doing stuff become recognizable as a career?

Mark LeGault said...

Wow. That's the grossest thing I've ever heard. George is to creepy old guys as Winona Ryder is to Saks. I.don't.get.it.either.

Anonymous said...

hey, they can't ALL be filet mignon! sometimes, at 2am, ya gotta settle for mcdonald's.

george just got caught on "troll patrol" and now the whole world gets to witness his walk of shame. poor, multi-millionaire bastard.

meanwhile, the bf is seriously cute!

"this is my culture," indeed. george, now doing a GREAT p.r. job for all us homos.

Anonymous said...

"sometimes, at 2am, ya gotta settle for mcdonald's."

Honey that's Jack in the Box! :b

Anonymous said...

Please note George is preparing to sue the paper and one other person involved in this; as he states he has never met the man in question.

Yes he admits to being there, but not with that bloke. I think with our papers its a case of, if the shoot fits, run with it.

I think they are going to have trouble with this one and George will win. I'm not the world's biggest George fan as he lays himself open to this type of story far too often and that certainly ain't my culture.
Colin, London