Thursday, April 13, 2006

Separated on the Runway

Did you see this week's episode of my new favorite fake reality show "8th & Ocean"? I told you that the twins storyline was where it was at -- and boy did this week's show delivered the goods.

Miss Perfect Kelly got a taste of her own medicine when her insecure non-bitch identiical twin Sabrina landed a huge modeling contract. Kelly quickly really revealed her true colors: when Sabrina asked her if she was happy for her, Kelly -- like all jealous bitches do -- said she wasn't acting happy because she just didn't want Sabrina to get "too excited about things" in case things "don't work out." When Kelly first heard the big news, her response? "I feel sick to my stomach."

Sabrina looked hot! hot! hot! on the shoot, like a classier, proportionate Pamela Anderson. We've been rooting for you from Day One, Sabrina, keep up the good work!

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