Weekend Tennis Roundup (08/17)

Another week and another unfinished 1000 event. So while we await the winners of Sinner vs. Alcaraz and Swiatek vs. Paolini, enjoy all the ATP beef that's fit to post BELOW.

Parisian lunch spread 

Find a friend who looks at you the way Josh Paris does 

Hot brother alert 

Borna Gojo touches down in NYC

Regaining his form 

Where you staying, big guy?

Elbow surgery for Ben Locke ...

Wishing him a speedy recovery!

Getting ready

Julien Cagnina  strikes a pose 

Fede Gomez in the Big Apple

Jurij Rodionov wins his first Challenger title of the season byr defeating Skatov 3-6, 6-2, 6-4 in Bonn

Miles Bugby cleavage 

Fabio Fognini's post-retirement glow

Former NCAA Division 1 player turned coach Jan P is my latest Croatian obsession

Leggy Dmitry Popko

Mirror man Toby Martin

Does Gilles-Arnaud Bailly's coach Seppe Cuypers (right) wanna tell me what to do? 

Mariano Kestelboim knows where to find the Malbec and the men ...

At least Stan lost to an Argie 

aka Thiago Tirante 

Just for kicks 

Italian stallion Luciano Darderi 

How do get invited out with Gabriele Pennaforti & Co.?

Hello, Andrea Pellegrino! 

Hair me out: Did Sebastian Korda transition from being nonbinary? 

Andrea Picchione strikes again 

This kid better hope you can't be "turned" gay

Basketball great Luka Pavićević helps get Nole ready for New York 

Corentin Moutet in Cincy 

Private lessons with playboy Grigor Dimitrov 

Brazilian beefcake Thiago Seyboth Wild

Spanish fly Pedro Martinez 

Karen Khachanov with Armenian MMA star Arman Tsarukyan

Adam Jones displays his form 

I give his friend two thumbs up

Matteo's gigante behind

Grupo Gigante 

Sure, Stefanos Tsitsipas can't win a match. But I never said he wasn't sexy. 

Yikes. Is it going to turn out this relationship is more daddy/son than father/son?

Aussie Adrian Arcon

Jaime Faria reeks of sex 

Tomas Machac accepts his fashionable fate 

I'd pay good money to see Bret Walz give it to this one 

Quentin Halys prepares for the U.S. Open

Casper Ruud gets thirsty 

Mr. Garbiñe Muguruza does Turkey 

Terence Atmane has a few tricks up his sleeve 

Tommy Robredo's still got it

Rub-a-dub-dub: Andrey Rublev and Christian Harrison get cozy 

Marcelo Demoliner keeps roping me back in ...

Birthday boy Nathaniel Lammons

Ooh la la: Henrique Rocha 

Ivar Aramburu never puts it away 

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Pretty boy Maxence Broville

What this is, Jonathan Eysseric, I like it ...

Daddy duty with Robert Farah 

Thanasi Kokkinakis made a friend in Greece 

Looks like Cristian Garin finally won something!

Hamad Medjedovic tries to escape the heat 

Suzan Lamens, Tim Pütz, Kevin Krawietz and Coco Gauff catch a Reds game 

J.J. Wolf in the most J.J. Wolf outfit ever

Carlos Alcaraz kills time in Cincy 

Fran Comesana produced a remarkable comeback against Reilly Opelka, saving three match points to win 6-7(4), 6-4, 7-5

Did Jannik Sinner get a Brazilian butt lift? :-)

Poor Daniel Altmaier ...

I guess Tommy Paul isn't the only one doomed to a life if interminable straightness 

Zizou Bergs for Stella Artois

I'm up for an Italian job 

David O'Hare & friends 

Nice to see Daniil Medvedev enjoying himself somewhere 

Tracy Austin knows where the boys are ...

Christopher Heyman keeps an eye on pupil/girlfriend Elise Mertens

Watch: Shirtless Tommy Paul signs photo of shirtless Taylor Fritz, Reilly Opelka and hiself

Righty on the court, southpaw off 

Zizou in the Palmetto State

Flavio Cobolli has a hot friend 

And last but not least ...

This is why I can't quit Borna Coric ...