Friday, February 03, 2017

One Step 'Beyond'


FYI, guys: Apparently those display beds are not for sodomy.

NorthJersey reports:
Two men were arrested and charged with engaging in lewd behavior on a display bed at Bed Bath & Beyond during regular business hours. Police officers responded to the Route 3 Riverfront shopping center at 5 p.m. Monday on a report from a witness that two men were engaged in a sex act, records show. Police arrested two 28-year-old men, one from Nutley and the other from North Carolina. Both were charged with lewdness, criminal mischief and possession of marijuana, according to police records. The incident was reported by an employee who witnessed the act, reports show. One or both of the men apprehended by police were found to be infected with scabies, a contagious skin infestation caused by a microscopic parasite that burrows beneath skin. The arresting officers were exposed to the mites, according to police reports. Because the two men were found to be suffering from a health condition, their identities are protected by the Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act, known as HIPAA, officials said. However, police said they were not Bed Bath & Beyond employees. The officers were treated at St. Joseph's Regional Medical Center and released, though they were on leave for a few days to avoid contaminating the Clifton Police Department’s offices, according to the record of the incident, which also said the booking station had to be fumigated by exterminators to prevent any spread of scabies. Detective Lt. Robert Bracken said it's not yet known if the suspects were intoxicated or under the influence of a controlled dangerous substance. He said there was no clear motive or reason behind the crime. Bracken credited the store’s employees, who were “proactive in remedying the situation.”
I love that having scabies prevented them from having their identities revealed!

4 comments:

David Rich said...

It's coming...yes, be glad scabies protected them. Please lord, all the manager had to do is ask those f@ggots to leave (and I'm sure it was just a meaningless joke; they weren't fucking on the bed, please let me see), but (clutch the pearls) get them out because BBB doesn't have the same moral beliefs of taking a joke. Welcome to Trump's America

Kenneth M. Walsh said...

@David: Well ... I don't know about that.

Bed Buddy said...

I finally understand what their BEYOND means...

jaragon said...

Seriously?! Next time get a room guys!

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