Madonna 'Socks' It to Mark Allen

From my friend Mark Allen, who never fails to make me smile!

MADONNA HAS COPIED MARK ALLEN'S IDEAS … ONCE AGAIN!!! 

Lady Gaga may be "two steps behind" the Rebel Heart Madonna, but Madonna has proved she's "two steps behind" Mark Allen's film "Sock Job" (which is two years behind production).  

Yesterday, on her official Instagram and Facebook pages, Madonna posted photos and videos of herself teasing and then comically conversing with a talking sock in her bed while eating a box of candy. The scenario is so blatantly similar to Mark Allen's film, it may as well be ripped from the production storyboards and already-shot footage from "Sock Job." The former Material Girl even uses hashtags like #bitchimasock and #sockbitch. What's the matter, would #sockjob be TOO obvious? And just think, I pre-ordered your new album -- yes I'm talking directly to you now Madge -- to think, I pre-ordered your new album "Rebel Heart" on iTunes and never once, not ever listened to those leaked versions… because that would be STEALING! Meanwhile (instead of capes) I'm sure your new World Tour will have lots of SOCKS in it, earning you another $90 million, while my film "Sock Job" lags behind due to financial and technical woes. *Sob!* All I can say is… after seeing the acting in "your" little sock movie, I'm glad Matthew Camp is starring in my film and not YOU!  

Thanks for NOTHING, Queen of Pop!  

Living For Robbed, 

Mark Allen

Remember when she did THIS?! Mmm-hmm...

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