Leg Day in Toronto

Clearly I missed my calling as an ATP cameraman. More to lust BELOW.

Breakfast Spread

 

ATP players at the Eastbourne Open were asked who their dream doubles partner would be -- and I could barely focus on the answers. See why BELOW.

WLEG in Cincinnati

The Cincinnati Open is in full swing. But it's this 9-pack of ATP manspreads that has my full attention BELOW.

Tennis Tuesday: Jake Lacy

 

I'll give you one guess if "Apples Never Fall" -- a sudsy true-crime-inspired miniseries on Peacock about a dysfunctional tennis family starring Annette "I should already have an Oscar" Bening and Jake "the hot guy from 'White Lotus' who couldn't let anything go" Lacy -- is my favorite show of the year. See the latter's manspread moment BELOW.

Tennis Tuesday: Nico Jarry

 

Who wants to sit on DADDY'S LAP?

Media Day in Cincy

 

And I thought the final was supposed to be the highlight of the event! More BELOW.

Tennis Tuesday: Leg Day

The women are in Montreal while the men are in Toronto. Try to guess where the gam action is. More BELOW.

Tennis Tuesday: Media Manspread

You'll have to forgive me if I'm starting to enjoy the pre-tournament festivities more than some of the events themselves lately. Check out the ATP gamfest BELOW.

Tennis Tuesday: Splendor in the Grass

Media day in Halle and Queen's Club turned out to be rather erotic thanks to Lorenzo Musetti's sweat pants and a myriad of manspreads. See BELOW.

Tennis Tuesday: Daniel Masur

Looks like the 28-year-old German worked up quite a sweat. See BELOW.

That's Amore!

Media day at the Italian Open doubles as Manspread Wednesday. More BELOW.

Manspread Monday Six-Pack

Five more specimens BELOW.

Thursday Ad Watch Six-Pack

Madison Avenue isn't above manspreading. See BELOW.

Manspread Monday

A couple of bonus spreads BELOW.

Manspread Monday

Two more poses BELOW.

Manspread Monday

I think I have a new favorite professional rugby player.

Manspread Monday

David Cork makes porn. Yet this other man gets more pornographic BELOW.

Manspread Monday

 

Climate change is good for one thing ...

Manspread Monday

Would you believe I got threatened by Google over posts like this? 

 

Manspread Monday

I was never a soccer fan but knew who David Beckham was back in the day. So I'm not sure if my increasing removal from pop culture is to blame or what -- I still don't know what a Harry Styles is -- but apparently this person whose name I have never even heard once in my life is now the "most stylish man in soccer." I've never understood long or even floppy hair on a guy, but Jack Grealish has definitely got his manspread down! More BELOW.