Stolen Holiday: Pauline Frederick, a woman of a certain age
Mugshot Hotties: Total perv alert
Saturday 'Stache: My sexiest specimen yet?
Speedo Sunday: Why bother with so much fabric when you can swim in a jockstrap?
Hot Cat of the Day: Lucy would like your undivided attention, please
Calendar: I may be at "Candied Camera Live! With Nora Burns" on Saturday in HK, which I have been dying to see for months. Tickets HERE.