WLEG in Cincinnati

The Cincinnati Open is in full swing. But it's this 9-pack of ATP manspreads that has my full attention BELOW.

Sadly, sex toy J.J. Wolf lost in qualies ...

 But not before Dr. Pseudo Science got to "adjust" him. (Where's video of that????) P.S. See what J.J. eats to stay so thicc HERE.

And now on to our nine leggy stars:

Ben Shelton

Grigor Dimitrov 

Tommy Paul

Matteo Berrettini

Carlos Alcaraz 

Jannik Sinner 

Lorenzo Musetti 

Andrey Rublev

Alexander Zverev 

Where do you sit first? 

UPDATE:

Make that a 10-pack! These kids will never be the same after this.