Page 1 Roundup (03/27)

The Daily News: I never wanted Jussie Smollett to go to jail, but I at least wanted him to be held accountable for what he did to other (and future) victims of hate crimes

10-year-old boy in Houston commits suicide over relentless bullying: mom

ICYMI: You don't have to be Catholic to celebrate Ass Wednesday

Scary Mommy: The "Troop Beverly Hills" cast reunion was missing two big pieces

Instagram: Your morning workout with Chris Clark

BBC: Man who stabbed Petra Kvitova jailed for eight years

Blavity: Woman discovers she's white after 70 years of thinking she's a light skinned black woman

New York Post: I wish I could go back to when I'd never heard of this person

The Washington Post: ‘Undoubtedly there is collusion’: Trump antagonist Adam Schiff doubles down after Mueller finds no conspiracy

An HIV treatment cost taxpayers millions. The government patented it. But a pharma giant is making billions.

Teen boys rated their female classmates based on looks. The girls fought back.

Twitter: Graham says Barr told him it would likely take “weeks not months” to get a version of the Mueller report viewable by the public. Said they will pass through the White House to see if they want to make redactions under executive privilege.

The New York Times: Conor McGregor under investigation over sexual assault accusation in Ireland

The Wall Street Journal: 'Golden Girls' unlock the mysteries of aging

The Hills Are Alive

 ‎"Troop Beverly Hills" on a loop at my house today in honor of Shelley Long's 63th birthday. (OK, it's on most days.)